PRICE CHECK, REGISTER 4, PLEASE

     I was born in Lorain, which explains why I write about it; thirty-three of my fifty-four years was spent there, with occasional side trips to places otherwhere. I'm of multiracial ancestry, although many would stridently insist, "You's as black as I is!" I'm married to a wonderful Texas lady, and we make our home in Whitney, Texas. I know Christ as my Lord and Savior, and Mr. Obama to be a socialist putz.